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'Diabetic' Definition Bookmark – Funny Bookish & Chronic Illness Dictionary Card

'Diabetic' Definition Bookmark – Funny Bookish & Chronic Illness Dictionary Card

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*Note: All bookmarks are printed on matte cardstock, so colours are more muted than the picture may depict.

The only dictionary entry you'll ever need to explain your weekend plans. Printed on a vintage flecked background, this bookmark blends real chronic illness truth with book-coma relatability.

  • Dual Definition: Displays phonetic pronunciation /ˌdaɪ.əˈbɛt.ɪk/ above two realistic entries:

    • 1. Definitely In A Book-coma, Entirely Tired, Ignoring Chores.

    • 2. A person who requires fast-acting insulin or oral medication and a very quiet reading nook.

  • Minimalist Literary Design: Black serif typography printed on a subtle off-white parchment paper texture.

Specifications & Sizing:

  • Dimensions: 2.0" x 6.0" (5.1 cm x 15.2 cm)

  • Paper Weight: 200 GSM matte cardstock

  • Finish: Matte and laminated.

  • Corners: Rounded die-cut edges

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